A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
- Tourist: $5.00
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked: "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
4 comentários:
Devia ser lida no Parlamento, na sede do Governo, dos partidos e na PR, claro, já que a merda é toda a mesma.
João, o mais certo era nem perceberem.
Em alguns casos a merda já subiu ao cérebro.
deve ser tipo a dobrada lá do sítio :)
It takes all morning??? Friend, come to Portugal and you'll see! It takes 4 years and they still full of shit!
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